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I'M CEO BITCH T-shirt

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The saying from Mark Zuckerberg's famous original Facebook business card. A must own for all CEOs! This 100% cotton t-shirt is the smoothest and softest tee you'll ever wear. These tees are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to repeated washings.

We don’t sell bullshit tee shirts.

We frickin hate cheap, unstylish tee shirts that you can only wear a few times before they shrink up and fade. We only sell shirts that we are proud to wear ourselves. The shirts have a modern slim fit and are incredibly soft

You know what we love about Amazon?

Their return policy. The fact that no matter what, I can return something if I don’t like it or it doesn’t work. So, we does the same. If you don’t think our tee shirt is the absolute best thing you have ever slid over your sexy torso, just send it back to us for a full return. (P.S. – Bezos, you’re the man)

Your order of 100$ or more gets free standard delivery.

  • Standard delivered 4-5 Business Days
  • Express delivered 2-4 Business Days

Orders are processed and delivered Monday-Friday (excluding public holidays)


eMarket members enjoy free returns.